You know, when I first picked the design for this blog, I randomly selected one and went back to googling bumpits.  Yes, bumpits.  They're quite great you know!

Aren't they FABULOUS?!  Like the cast of Jersey Shore, it takes a lot of skill to look that cheap. 

As I finish up my college applications (Or...get started on some), I've realized something.  I hate the sun, I hate the rain, and I hate the south.  So why am I applying to schools in California, Washington and Virginia??  Anyways, here's breakdown of the schools I'm applying to.   Or...was going to apply to.  Since I've sort of given up on them.

BYU: (Provo, Utah)  I've realized I'm never going to get in, since they pretty much require a 3.75 average, and I am so far below that that I can't even see it.  So I really don't know why I applied to this one.  Maybe because it was right there so I clicked the button.  I really like clicking buttons.  Anyways, I don't know how I feel about Mormon school.  I'm quite strong in my beliefs, it's just....I'm not your typical happy sappy little Mormon girl.  In fact, I'm quite bitchy and I hate children.  THEY SMELL FUNNY.

BYU Idaho: Pretty sure where I'm going to go, only the issue is...they don't allow flip flops.  Seeing that I wear flip flops and only flip flops from April-October...this is going to be odd.  Shall I just go barefoot?  Or maybe those squishy barefoot enthusiasts thingies that look like alien feet.

Aren't they...stylish?  I wonder if they come in. pink.  Maybe with a bow on top and then I can start matching them to my clothes.  I wonder if it's hard to stick your toes into the individual toe-holes.  I never did have success with toe socks, even though I had very nice powder blue ones with penguins and snowflakes on them.  I don't remember doing so, but apparently I got mad one day and stabbed my foot in them in a total "FOR NARNIA" fashion and now there's only four toes left.  Oops.

Speaking of Narnia...that was an absolutely amazing movie.  There was one part when Ben Barnes (one of the 957265 loves of my life) is wearing a poofy, white shirt and falls into the water to save the equally loved Skandar Keynes, and as he rises up from the water, his shirt is neither white nor poofy.  Narnia was originally wonderly crafted by the honorable C.S. Lewis as a near parallel to the bible, with Aslan the Great Lion serving as God/Jesus, and the children's faith in Narnia is contrasted to our faith in God.  When Susan loses her fate in Narnia, she is not allowed to live in Aslan's Country, which is a parallel to Heaven.

Essentially, the Narnia movie is the most spiritual porno ever made.  Because it was HAWT.

Aaaahhh.

Random fact of the Day: Nancy Pelosi is 70 years old.

SEVENTY. YEARS. OLD.  The woman looks 50!!!

Regardless of how I feel about her, dangnabbit, I want to look that good when I'm fifty!  I suppose it's time to move to San Francisco.